"You don’t pass or fail at being a person, dear."

— Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane (via larmoyante)

You know that time when your friend introduces you to a new guys she’s been talking to and you’re super open minded about him and then he opens his mouth and you instantly get the urge to just scoop his eyeballs out with a melon baller

And I had this whole elaborate story brewing in my mind as I drove home—- how, after being melon balled into inevitable blindness I’d have to get him a seeing eye dog, except those are such sweet animals and as such should not be subjected to this particular specimen, so I’d have to get him like a seeing eye hippo and it would then thrash everywhere and squash him and eat him.

I mean I only had like one beer, folks. This was purely spurred from my own brain under the influence of excessive agitation from a human meatball.

Sometimes, I’m just not a people person. Dat’s alright. Now goodnight, gimme me cat.

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 


So much laughs

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

So much laughs

(via breakiingbarriiers)

"I will not belittle my achievements."

— 7 words or less affirmation for this week (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: yourpersonalcheerleader, via thatkindofwoman)

"Don’t get stuck. Move, travel, take a class, take a risk. There is a season for wildness and a season for settledness, and this is neither. This season is about becoming. Don’t lose yourself at happy hour, but don’t lose yourself on the corporate ladder either. Stop every once in a while and go out to coffee or climb in bed with your journal. Now is your time. Walk closely with people you love. Don’t get stuck in the past, and don’t try to fast-forward yourself into a future you haven’t yet earned. Give today all the love and intensity and courage you can, and keep travelling honestly along life’s path."

Street Smarts: A Learning Process: 11 Things to Know at 25(ish)

Oh, i love this.

(Source: shecomesincolor, via thatkindofwoman)

oh-flern:

Jean Ralphio Singing At People

(via oneay)

foodffs:

Orange Chicken
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
twloha:

"Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind." - Henry James

Illustration by Lisa Congdon

twloha:

"Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind." - Henry James

Illustration by Lisa Congdon

"Three o’clock in the morning. The soft April night is looking at my windows and caressingly winking at me with its stars. I can’t sleep, I am so happy."

— Anton Chekhov, About Love and Other Stories (via larmoyante)